[ ] You are male
[/] You would prefer being male.
[/] You don't wear makeup
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[ ] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[x] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[x] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[x] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[x] You like a well tailored suit.
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[x] Fedoras are cool.
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[x] You sit with your legs apart.
[ ] You don't understand women
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc.
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[x] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[x] You are female.
[/] You would prefer being female.
[x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[ ] You wish you were thinner.
[x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[x] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[x] You can relate to other women.
[x] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[x] You like cute clothes.
[x] You love a nicely laced corset.
[x] You love to dye your hair.
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[x] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[/] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[/] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands.
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals.
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.